Thursday, January 19, 2006

Me

I'll take a break from the series of Alpha Phi Culalic member profiles. I have some things to say and I hope you (all three of you) will listen.

1st: About shades
I don't really have a grudge against those who wear shades; it's just that I think that shades have their place and their use. For instance, driving in broad daylight constitutes the need to wear shades because otherwise you'll be blinded. Also, if you have sore eyes then it's best, for the sake of everyone, to wear shades. Consequently, there are times when wearing shades isn’t ideal, or in most cases, just downright weird. Wearing shades indoors is one example. Wearing shades all the time is another. Come on guys, let’s see those beautiful eyes. Trust me when I say that a person’s arrogance level increases exponentially when they wear shades, especially the impossibly black ones.

2nd: Fatigue
I’m really tired. I am. I’m only 19, but I sometimes feel older. I like going to school, if only for some things, but I’m tired of being in class. Yes, I still want to learn, that part of me will never die, but I need a break. I need time out.

3rd: DVD
I WANT more Asian films! They’re the best thing ever! Somebody find me a copy of Hana and Alice!

4th: About NaCl
The only thing that’s keeping me sane (though sometimes insane). I wonder when I’ll be free from this prison. But, in truth, I’m not really sure if I want out. Only three semesters to go for me…will I be free then?


2 Comments:

At Saturday, January 21, 2006 6:10:00 AM, Blogger Astrid said...

You have things to say? That's big, hot, stinking mass of dog poo, I say. While I agree on your take regarding those Neo wannabe's that plague our society, I think you should have tackled a more common occurence - people who wear condoms all the time AND show this fact in public! That you fail to address this issue is proof that you, Ryuichi Uchida, are a faggot. It seems that you have a fetish for men who exhibit their rubber-enclosed schlongs in public. "Be a man ryu!" your friend said. Well, that sentiment has been clamored for by all those who have known you since high school and it's a comfort (inasmuch as having a pineapple shoved up your ass is a comfort) that things haven't improved since then. But I digress. As for fatigue, you say that you're tired? Well, boo-hoo-hoo, the great Ryu is tired of going to class. The great Ryu and several hundred thousand other students slogging their way through college! I mean, just look at the time I posted this reply - I wake up two hours earlier everyday to go to school. And I'm also 19, so quit whining grow some balls. If you want Asian dvds, go to www.gonzosluts.com, and I'm sure some Asians will keep you occupied there. I don't know what the hell NaCl is, and I don't give a flying fuck as to what it is. But you know what? Me and my friend (who we shall obscurely name as micael magpayo) have long known of your mental illness. We would have asked the Philippine Mental Institute to escort you from your home to their wonderful facilities, but certain technical issues prevent such an occurence. The biggest technical issue being that YOU DON'T HAVE A HOME. But again I digress. The truth is, I'm ranting at you because 1) you're an idiot and 2) I still have a whopping six semesters to go! As for who I am, just think of me as a large foreheaded friend. So there.

 
At Saturday, January 21, 2006 12:30:00 PM, Blogger Roddie boi said...

uhhmmmm... Bullshit!!!.. all i want is to borrow DVD's from you "The Great Muhammad Ryu"... Pertaining to shades---- im not one of them though i wear shades WHENEVER i drive... and as to NACL just treat me (not us) to pancake house why only me? because more food for me and yet less expense for you my friend.

 

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