Food Monster

This next guy goes by a lot of names. He was once called BeeBoy after an incident with a bee (duh, of course). He was dubbed Joratio (pronounced Ho-Ra-Sho) because that’s his real name. In some circles, he’s regarded as Boy Pagkain (or in English, Food Boy) because of his seemingly unending appetite. In the basketball court, he is Mr. Excitement because, well, he is always excited.

But, this guy is known to us by the simple call sign of Tatos (that’s Tah-Tos, or you can say Tey-Toes) because the name sounds cute. Tah-Tos! Tah-Tos! Tah-Tos! Say it with me! Hooray! Hooray-sho!

Anyway, Tats (that’s the short version) is one helluva eater. He’s first order of business in school is food, and his last order of business is also food. Simply put, he goes to school for food. And for girls. Yup, lots of girls. Tats has a crush for every letter of the alphabet. I myself wear a certain pendant, and if Tats would have done the same, his pendant would probably read something akin to 3A65B2C5D and so on and so forth. The guy has crushes up the wazoo.

But, don’t get the impression that Tats is only about the food and the girls. Tats is also a bona fide rocker. And by that I mean he headbangs like there’s no tomorrow. Girls, take note, Tats is quite scary when enjoying his desired levels of noise, which he claims falls under the art category of music, but I detest.

And lest I forget, Tats has the patented Sunshine Shot. Watch our bball games to know what I’m talking about. Send him some love!