ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY REUEL!!!

The man responsible for putting an end to Sauron's madness by destroying the One Ring has asked me to update my blog. And considering the sacrifice that Fro...ahem, I mean, Reuel has done for us, I saw it fit to honor his tiny request. So here goes...



Actually this post would be a tribute to the legacy of Reuel Vernon Culalic. No, he's not dead yet...unfortunately...but he's leaving Southville for good when he...???...graduates this school year so no better time than now to post something honoring the 'lil $#$#%^.

Reuel is the backup pointguard of the White Team. He's very good. But he's scared. Like a chicken. He likes chickens. When we go to McDo he always orders chicken. I've never seen him eat hamburger. In fact, I've never seen him eat bread. He eats rice. Now, why is that? I remember the hobbits eating bread!

Yes. Reuel is a hearthrob! All the girls look at her. Why? Because Reuel wears a magic cologne. He bought it from Baclaran. It smells like JRF piss. Not good. The cologne attracts girls who are attracted to monkeys. That's why.

Any Reuel questions? Just ask me. I'm the Reuel expert. And next time you see him, remind him not to go above 17 in my Mp3 player volume. GRRRR!!!